give me a fetish or kink or something ill rate it out of ten
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
I want to _____ you.
reblog and see what your followers say
I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE
I can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.
when will my master return from the supermarket
sherlock creates a shortcut on john’s phone so that whenever he types sherlock’s name it changes to “my arousingly brilliant and surprisingly flexible husband”
john always forgets about it until he embarrasses himself while answering blog comments from his phone
finally john gets revenge by creating a shortcut on sherlock’s phone that changes “case” to “cock”
The comments on that fucking Daily Mail article serve to prove exactly why a canonical romantic relationship between Sherlock and John would be beneficial. As someone once said to me: revolution through evolution. Starting by taking some of the most famous…
no no what the fuck what tHE FUCK
HOW ABOUT NO
What kills me isn’t just that Sherlock is used to the knocker being crooked because that’s how John leaves it.
It’s that John hasn’t been back to Baker Street since the wedding, yet Sherlock still expects it to be crooked.. Sherlock probably spent the last month leaving it crooked every time he left the flat. Unconsciously. He doesn’t even know he’s doing it.